I Love This Law !
Dear Diary, Last night we went to the pool. Mother doesn’t know swimming. So she tried to practice. The water was a little too much, so when she started to kick her legs, it sent waves which went into my mouth! I have learned many swimming tricks myself. After a few days Dad is going to get some holidays. Today when we checked the news my father got a nasty surprise!! It said that if parents beat children they will go to jail . HeHeHeee!!! And it didn’t even say that if children beat parents they will be punished. Don’t you think we are lucky? When I told this to my mother she said “If I beat you and if the government comes, then I will beat government also”, diary, she is serious. Yesterday when we returned home I ran to open the door and got a shock! A cat was staring at me, I screamed and the cat yowled. And we both ran away.